Some quotes:

Ted: So, what is it?
Phil: We call it “The Voice of God.”
Ted: No, we don’t.
Phil: No, we don’t.

Linda: Field testing shows that the subject, or “victim,” as I like to call people “helped” by Veridian Technology, can be hundreds of feet away and will hear the message as though it’s being whispered only to them.
Phil: It’s highly persuasive. Advertising companies are very excited because it will allow them to burrow even deeper into the human brain.

Phil: At full power, the sound wave is so intense it can cause vomiting.
Ted: A machine that causes vomiting. Well, that could have all kinds of applications for the military… and fashion modeling.

Ted: Well, I’d love to help you, Linda, but I don’t have a lot of space in here.
Linda: In here. In here… in here.
Ted: And there’s that terrible echo.

Voiceover: Veridian Dynamics. Machines. When you were little, you wanted to be one. Now we’re working to make that happen. By taking the best things about people, and the best things about machines, and combining them into something strong and, we hope, loving. Veridian Dynamics. Man and machines. Best friends forever.

Phil: Why don’t you go talk to her?
Lem: Talk to her? Would you talk to a rainbow or a sunset?
Phil: If I wanted to get it on with refracted light, I would.
Lem: If only I was a worm. i could cut myself in two and date my lower half.
Phil: We all wish we were worms, Lem, but that’s never going to happen.

Linda: Are you staring at my butt?
Ted: Hmm? No, your butt is in my staring place. So technically, it’s staring at me.
Linda: Sorry. It’s from a small town. It’s never seen a big businessman like you before.
Ted: Well tell it to act more professional. It’s making a spectacle of itself.

Phil: Oh, god, Lem, you’re using science for no good. We took an oath we would try to do that less.

Linda: But, fine, what did you want to talk about?
Ted: Well, your work habits and how bad they are and how much that bugs me.
Linda: Okay, this can wait. Go ahead.
Ted: Well, to begin with, your work habits are bad, uh, and in conclusion, that bugs me.

Veronica: You did this, Phil. And to recognize your efforts, we’re promoting you to Senior Lab Associate.
Phil: Oh, I was promoted to that a year ago.
Veronica: Really? You shouldn’t have been. You probably owe the company some money. I’ll check into that for you.
Phil: Thank you…