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Voiceover: Veridian Dynamics. We’re the future of food, developing the next generation of food and food-like products. Tomatoes… the size of this baby, lemon-flavored fish, chicken that lay 16 eggs a day, which is a lot for a chicken, organic vegetables chock-full of antidepressants. At Veridian Dynamics, we can even make radishes so spicy that people can’t eat them, but we’re not, because people can’t eat them. Veridian Dynamics. Food. Yum.

(Talking about Phil’s involvement in the meat project)
Ted: But, without Phil this meat project is not going to happen.
Veronica: But, I need the meat project.
Ted: Then, you need Phil.
Veronica: But, we can’t use Phil.
Ted: Then, you can’t have the meat project.
Veronica: But, I need the meat project.
Ted: Then, you need Phil.
Veronica: But, I can’t use Phil.
Ted: (awkward silence) You prefer this to small talk?

Veronica: We have a problem. The Food Division just told me that the “Extra Fun Mac and Cheese” I’m supposed to be presenting to the shareholders causes blindness if eaten more than twice a week. Plus, no matter how long it’s cooked, it never gets hot.
Ted: Maybe it’s not Mac and Cheese.
Veronica: Oh, no, it has to be. They’ve already designed the box.

Ted: At least meat grown in a test tube doesn’t feel pain. Please tell me it doesn’t feel pain.
Lem: We don’t think so.
Phil: Yeah, although interestingly, it does respond to music.

Phil: I’ve never been in the executive dining room before. It’s nice.
Veronica: Well, now you can have lunch here any time you want. (sotto voce) for the next month.

Jerome: (sampling cow-less meat) It tastes familiar.
Ted: Beef?
Jerome: No.
Linda: Chicken? We’ll take chicken.
Ted: What does it taste like?
Jerome: Despair.
Ted: Is it possible it just needs salt?

Lem: Maybe the meat blob’s not taking in enough nutrients. I guess I could try and give it a mouth.
Ted: I’m gonna say no to the meat blob getting a mouth. Mostly because I don’t want to hear what it has to say.

Ted: I… I would love to help you with that, Linda, but I used up my office affair.
Linda: It’s not like voting, Ted. You can punch more than one ballot.
Ted: I… I don’t want to be a guy who votes around.